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WOW! You Can Now Watch Shia LaBeouf Watch His Films
It is with great sadness that I bring you the news of Shia LaBeouf finally losing the plot. In a bizzare piece of Performance Art (read publicity stunt), he has decided to livestream himself watching every single one of his films, newest to oldest, in one sitting. What absolute torture, the poor bastard!
If you want to check it out, the 'performance' (which clearly has stolen its idea from Gogglebox), is being livestreamed non-stop over at newhive.com - other than when he had to sleep through Transformers. It should, of course, come as no shock when I tell you that it is incredibly boring staring at Shia LaBeouf's face for hours on end with no sound.
What I did find out, apart from the obvious losing-of-the-mind, is that LaBeouf has a tattoo on his hand! Who knew!? For some reason I found myself drawn to the stream hoping to catch him doing something funny or controversial... if you think watching a Hollywood actor drinking coffee and scratching his head whilst looking like an over-worked crack whore is funny or controversial, then you'll love this!
Do you reckon you'd be able to watch 27 movies in one sitting? Yeah? What about 27 movies with you in them, ranging from you being a young child to you having sex on screen?
