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Tories crack youth vote....with chicken!

Wednesday 23rd May 2018 | Jake

The Conservative party, alarmed at the youthful support Labour enjoys, has turned to the coolest restaurant chain to heat up the hunt for young voters.

Nandos, of ‘cheeky Nandos’ internet notoriety, had been sounded out as a glorified carrot on a stick wielded by Theresa May and co to attract a younger generation. The chain was targeted by the bright minds running our government to be part of a discount card offered to members of the party.

Alas, Nandos were not so hot on the idea and flatly refused to participate in the recruitment drive. A spokesperson for the chain said: “As a brand we have no political affiliations and we are not considering this.”

 

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