PDA Day
Friday 22nd June 2012 | Osh
Yesterday was national PDA day. Or to those of you who don’t know the lingo; Public Display of Affection day. If you’re someone who can’t even stand Valentine’s day, or, in other words, the single people, then this day would have been a bit of an annoyance for you. If it wasn’t enough for these smug idiots to rub their happy coupledom in your face on a daily basis, now they have a day, a set day, where they can do so without having to feel even the tiniest bit guilty about not getting a room.
But the joke’s on them because many a picture has been taken of many a snog and now it’s time for us loners to get our own back. It’s just not right for this amount of saliva to be exchanged. Spread the word spinsters.