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Black Chick Does Her Nut On London Bus
Other | Wednesday 22nd August 2012 | Osh
This woman gives a new name to black power, black power of speech that is, I’m not referring to the a higher percent of melanin in the epidermis kind of black . This here is a woman on one insanely fucked up high. If only every bus ride could be this entertaining. Maybe she needs a box at Speakers Corner?
References to the Freemasons and slavery mean she probably isn’t as stupid as she sounds, but boy, with hair like that and a voice reminiscent of a crack whore it’s not hard to imagine her in a straight jacket and plastic underpants.
Look I get it, but I’m a mix of African and European and I understand being proud of one’s heritage regardless of what it is, but really rupturing your vocal chords cause you got a beef doesn’t seem like the most effective method, right?
This, as yet unknown 34 year old woman from east London has sure left an impression, so much so the east London police have arrested and are holding her for questioning on suspicion of a racially aggravated public order offence.
And boy is her performance popular. The footage recorded by another passenger was posted on YouTube and has been watched by more than 19.200 people as of yesterday evening.
But what exactly is her gripe? And please somebody tell me what she has been injecting/drinking/smoking, let’s hope whatever it is, it ain’t the new party drug of choice.
According to the clip her graceful speech goes a little like this...
'I'm so glad. I'm born black and I'll die black. I was born African and I'll f****** die African.'
Well I’m sure that can be arranged after this little tirade lady...or you know, just don’t every leave Hackney.
'The only reason I was born in this country is because you f****** people brought my people here.'
Actually that is in a lot of ways true, though dude, you’re sitting on a bus in London, they don’t want to hear about it, a less than pleasing past of imperialist takeovers and cultural genocide is not what they signed up for when they flashed their Oyster cards minutes before you began your gripe!
'My parents are f****** African, born in Jamaica. And I’m f****** African, born in England and I can’t stand you white people, I tell you.'
Wrong country to be born in Lady, just be thankful you weren’t born in Australia were Africans are so rare you will be mistaken for an Aboriginal or Fijian and even they are fare and few between.
'They all want to be f***ing black, they all put fat in their lips and their bottoms and sit down on the sun bed to be black.'
Ahhh, hate to say it but she is on the money with this one too, though, really can’t you just take it as a compliment?
She continues with some doughnut comments accusing all white people of being puppets, though we all know that that trait is not exclusively white, and then a whole lot of fucking this and fucking that... she finally finishes her rant by complaining about the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee, and states that 'the same f****** diamond she has in her head, my people suffered for that.
We have all seen Blood Diamond right? Di Caprio and his strange Afrikaner accent? Well, no one is pointing fingers here, but who knows where all those sparkles have come from... the colonies?
There are loonies everywhere, right? Isn’t that just part of the London charm? Personally, it feels like free entertainment to me. And let’s face it, she ain't the first nor will she be the last.
By Saabeah Aforo-Addo
