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Other | Monday 24th September 2012 | Osh
Someone call Samuel L Jackson, there are some motherfudging crocs on this motherfudging plane!
Contrary to popular belief, the Crocodile's main method of travel is not via the water or those stubby little legs: rather, it's by aeroplane. Relaxing in first class is a luxury most of us couldn’t imagine, but this croc-star had the entire run of baggage holdings. A suite filled with stolen shampoos, dirty pants and ‘personal’ items, the croc's paradise for a naughty flight in.
The Telegraph reported that the reptile was jet-setting between Brisbane and Melbourne, when he decided to stretch his legs. Baggage handlers discovered the croc as they were offloading luggage. The relatively small 60cm passenger was lucky to not be confused for a cowboy boot. Qantas airlines said they are launching investigations as to how the crocodile broke free of his cage.
Five bags of peanuts, a bottle of Jack Daniels and a brief but powerful initiation into the mile high club: this croc knows how to travel with style.
By Becky Tanner-Rolf
