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Indie | Friday 14th September 2012 | Osh
Wonderwall , arguably one of the most beautiful songs of all times. The lyrics are everything you could wish a loved one to say to you- corny and beautiful. This is why we here at Guestlist are always surprised when a Gallagher brother speaks as whatever seems to fall out is never particularly eloquent.
Noel has announced that he will be taking a year off from music so as not to risk making an album like “Be here now.” Understandably as that album is by far considered one of the worst albums in Oasis’s career and we’d go as far as too say music history.
Oasis were arguably one the greatest bands but it seems modesty is not a family trait. Noel commented , “I'm taking a well-earned break after this. Why mess with brilliance? I'd only f**k it up.” Just short of saying ‘my s**t don’t stink’ it seems Noel is in need of some time off as being so excellent must be tiring. It’s ok Noel we understand here at Guestlist network we’ve had to take down all of the mirrors as we also get distracted by our own reflection and splendour.
This latest announcement comes shortly after Noel’s oh so delicate statement yesterday that there was no way of reforming Oasis even if "all the starving children in the world depended on it". Once again Noel’s creativity with the English language knows no bounds.
So do a good deed and if you see Noel ever enter a funfair steer him away from the hall of mirrors all that amazement would probably send him into a coma.
By Becky Tanner-Rolf
