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Thursday 12th July 2012 | Osh
At some point in our lives, we all have to go through times of turmoil, and we all suffer every now and again. Whether it be troubles with work, or a broken heart, we all could do with some friendly caring advice, and yet all too often we choose to suffer alone. We shouldn’t have to, and now we don’t have to, with our resident agony aunt here ready to help.
Dear Agony Aunt.
I recently had an argument with one of my best friends (let’s call him Ian )over a girl (I may have made a move on his girlfriend), and now none of the other guys I’m friends with are talking to me. I feel really lonely, how do I make friends with them all again?
Dave, 45
Dear Dave
Men. Honestly, you never grow up do you, it’s always just me, me, me, all the time. You enter the world alone, and you’ll leave it alone (unless you plan an elaborate mass suicide, which is frowned upon, so don't). Get used to solitude and man up. Also, stop hitting on your friend’s girlfriends.
Kindest regards
Agony Aunt
Dear Agony Aunt
My boyfriend and I were getting along really well up until last week, when he started acting a bit strangely. He won’t answer my calls or texts and when he does he keeps on saying things like ‘we’re over’ and ‘I never want to see you again’. What can this possibly mean? I had even built him a miniature shrine to show him how much I care for him, which I think was actually quite sweet considering we’ve only been going out 3 weeks. Thinking about it, that’s when he started to be a bit weird… What should I do to improve our relationship?
Clarissa
Dear Clarissa
Oh dear, I can see where you went wrong here. You said it yourself when you mentioned the ‘miniature’ shrine you’ve built. You see, with men, it’s all about size, it’s all they can ever think of. Maybe try building him a bigger one. That should get his attention...
Best wishes, and good luck
Agony Aunt
Dear Agony Aunt
Recently I have been experiencing some strange things happening to my body. I have grown a lot of chest hair in the last couple of weeks, and my voice is a lot deeper than it used to be. Is this normal?
Hannah, 16
Dear Hannah (?)
Is this a joke? This is a joke right? If not then you need to see someone. Soon.
A concerned Agony Aunt
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