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Other | Thursday 4th October 2012 | Philip

I have heard about getting ruff in the bedroom, but a mum of four (Maria Topp)  took it too far when she bit her partners testicles off. This resulted in her receiving a 12 month sentence, suspended for 18 months, plus a restraining order from her boyfriend, this any man might think, is reasonable punishment if not a little light, knowing that he had to receive 19 stitches to reattach his scrotum.

Topp appeared back in court a couple of days ago when she breached her restraining order, knowing that she had busted his balls, quite literally, it might be understood that he was worried when she came close again.

Topp bumped into her ex at a bar in Newcastle and then sent him a text asking her ex ‘do you still love me?’ what do you think? However the man for some reason resumed their old relationship, this time round a platonic relationship, a relationship that broke up in June, at this point he decided to report to the police about the breaking of his old flame’s restraining order. She was found guilty and given a fine of £150 and ordered to pay a £15 surcharge from her £40.50 job seeker allowance.

When asked Topp said ‘I don’t remember biting his testicles off, we had been drinking and he brought me some earrings for valentine’s day when we went back to his flat, then we started fighting’ a fight that resulted in any mans nightmare she claims that she accidently ripped off his testicles as they tussled. I hope it goes without saying to not try this at home… 

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