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Wednesday 13th June 2012 | Osh
There’s always that one person that will have your back. Literally have your back and whatever comes out of it.
Double dating should be a new fashion (& hygiene) statement. Whether it’s about tricking the person you’re on a date with or inviting your friend to take the blame for those delicious wafts of aroma coming from your behind, always have a backup. A great friend once spoke up for me on a date with my newly found boyfriend when something like a hot air balloon erupted.
He looked at me in disgust which made me want to publically commit suicide and then my best friend came to my rescue. The simple words ‘sorry I’ve got a few tummy problems’ were not only the saviour of my relationship but also words coated in thick white lies. Don’t worry, she still has her boyfriend.
Although, I’d appreciate it if you didn’t tell mine, he still goes on about how she should learn some table etiquette…
By ? R*****
