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Other | Monday 4th February 2013 | Harry
Admit it or not Twitter is fascinating. The fact that we can find out when our favourite celebrities are drinking a cup of tea or getting on their private jet is pretty cool right......? Right.
Well I've been doing a bit of searching down Twitter town and have got some good'uns for you to have a little chuckle at hopefully. Not your boring publicist approved drivel but anything which actually showed a bit of personality to these celebrities we place on a pedestal.
Enjoy...
@asvpxrocky. IM STUCK IN PARIS WITH NO WEED. GOOD GRIEF!!!! – Can someone please sort this man out?!
@asvpxrocky. THE COST OF BEING LORD IS THE COST OF BEING LOVED. - I hear that Lord Flacko.
@azizansari. This game is boring, can @ludacris drive on the field in a tank and crash a large plane or something? #Fast6 – Apparently the superbowl wasn’t interesting enough for everyone.
@zachbraff. “Top Gun” was the first gay porno I ever saw. Can’t wait to see it in 3D.- Right......
@jenstatsky. One fun thing to do is take your iPod headphones , rub them together like paddles, yell “CLEAR” and pretend you’re saving a mouse’s life. - Now I can confirm that we actually tried this. And it did not work.
@rainnwilson. Beyonce walks like an android - Hmmm, onto something?!
@robdelaney. One of my children just peed all over me & I let him because I didn’t want to have to clean the floor.- Bit of a double edged sword that one really...
@Actionbronson. Im high again. – Well aren’t you lucky.
@Actionbronson. I want every single woman in bed wit me right now. Ill keep u nice and warm. – And some more I’d imagine, you perverted genius.
@jimmycarr. A skeleton found beneath a Leicester car park has been confirmed as that of English king Richard III. Are they just going on a hunch? – Do you know what, I think they probably are
@Harryillers. (That's me. I'm not famous, yet. And my tweets aren't funny.So I don't know why you'd follow me but it would be nice if you did)
