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Olympic Fever!!

Other | Wednesday 1st August 2012 | Osh

 

No-one can escape it the Olympics, they're here and in full swing wheather you love it, hate it or simply don’t give a shit, there are certain perks which I think can be appreciated by everyone.

I was down in Covent Garden scoffing down a burger like a starving dog when the door flew open, wind blowing everywhere and a group of  tall, sculpted not to mention beautiful men of every variety came through the door in slow motion. Well that’s what my brain saw when a whole posse of NBA players came through the door. 

They didn’t order anything they were having a meeting somewhere from what I heard from my eavesdropping with mustard hanging from my chin.  They were wearing the coveted Olympic badges, and in this moment I realized, there are hundreds of the worlds finest human specimens in London, Right now! I haven’t the foggiest clue about basketball or any kind of active sport, probably why I was in a burger joint, but observing sport I can do!

Just as you know your male counterparts couldn’t play a game of volleyball if a pint depended on it but as soon as that’s on its like Baywatch fever all over again! Not only are all these spectacles of perfect bodies on over 24 BBC channels night and day, these people are in London! They’re running around food restaurants and if were lucky their coaches might just let them have a rave out.  Its about dam time all the hotties in the world made their way to me simultaneously like a steamy lynx advert.

But they can’t share my chips.No-one can escape it the Olympics are here and in full swing. Weather you love it or hate or simply don’t give a shit, there are certain perks which I think can be appreciated by everyone.

I was down in Covent Garden scoffing down a burger like a starving dog when the door flew open, wind blowing everywhere and a group of  tall sculpted men of every variety came through the door in slow motion. Well that’s what my brain saw when a whole posse of NBA players came through the door. 

They didn’t order anything they were having a meeting somewhere from what I heard from my eavesdropping with mustard hanging from my chin.  They were wearing the coveted Olympic badges, and in this moment I realized, there are hundreds of the worlds finest human specimens in London, Right now! I haven’t the foggiest clue about basketball or any kind of active sport, probably why I was in a burger joint, but observing sport I can do!

Just as you know your male counterparts couldn’t play a game of volleyball if a pint depended on it but as soon as that’s on its like Baywatch fever all over again! Not only are all these spectacles of perfect bodies on over 24 BBC channels night and day, these people are physically in London! They’re running around food restaurants and if were lucky their coaches might just let them have a rave out.  Its about dam time all the hotties in the world made their way to me simultaneously like a steamy lynx advert.

But they can’t share my chips.

@AbleUncapable 

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