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With just 140 characters to work with, Twitter is the perfect platform for witty little observations and comebacks, especially with direct chat with celebrities. Below are the funniest tweets we've been enjoying in the Guestlist office over the last week:
Why are white people scared about becoming a minority in the 2040's? Are minorities treated badly in America or something?
— Huey (@BOSSdowdell) May 9, 2015
Next time you hear someone complaining about becoming a minority in their country, ask why being a minority is a problem. Food for thought!
No reason a woman should be too busy to respond to your texts. Even Eminem wrote Stan back after the 3rd try
— duRANT. (@iDntWearCondoms) November 6, 2012
Eminem had to deal with problems at the post office too, so no excuses.
Im 1st world poor. Which means I own a smart phone and an expensive laptop to go online and check that I have no money in the bank
— ⛈Dominic⛈ (@DomMurkowski) February 2, 2016
Plenty of us say we're broke, but are willing to pay ridiculous amounts a month to play Candy Crush on the tube.
when i said "netflix n chill," i meant "netflix n chill". stop tryna kiss me. watch this 9/11 conspiracy theory documentary or get out
— BRANDON WARDELL (@BRANDONWARDELL) June 14, 2015
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, so some people need to get their priorities straight.
"I'm on Tinder to make friends"
— Jack (@kcajnosduh) November 17, 2015
"Sure, and I'm on PornHub to see if this plumber manages to fix this sink"
Everyone knows why you're on tinder, and the guys you're talking to are not looking for a friendzone!
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