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Other | Tuesday 11th December 2012 | Subhangini
To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.
- Unknown
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
- Will Rogers
Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.
- Ronald Reagan
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
- Winston Churchill
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- Steven Wright
By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
- Robert Frost
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.
- Norman Wisdom
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
- Oscar Wilde
