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How to Improve: The Gym
Monday 2nd July 2012 | Osh
The gym is there to keep us from letting our belly’s overlap our jeans and to have the correct amount of chins, which is one. But unfortunately when people leave the gym they reward themselves with cake and bacon, which defeats the point. My solution to this problem is to have great big entrance doors on the gym so all the fatties can come in at their own leisure, this may not sound like much of a solution but you haven’t heard about the exit doors yet. They are going to be smaller, much smaller so you have to lose weight before you leave. You won’t be able to reach the bacon until you’ve lost a few stone!
I am not stopping there dear readers, I have one more tiny idea for the gym to beat all gyms! Instead of playing happy upbeat tunes to get the gears grinding (or the thighs) they should play love songs. You’re probably wondering why… This one is aimed more at the lonely fat people, if they play love songs they will want to lose weight and have the Hollywood romance they’ve always dreamed of.
Olivia Douglas
