‘Don’t Hate Me Cos I’m Beautiful Woman Becomes Internet Sensation.’
Wednesday 4th April 2012 | Osh
Samantha Brick appeared in the Daily Mail yesterday talking about how women are constantly jealous of her, and wanted people’s sympathy because she has such a hard time being so beautiful.
Only that’s where the confusion starts.. because the woman in question is average at a push, looks completely plain in the pictures and makes you wonder if this is a late April fools.
She goes on to explain that she is frequently given free drinks, bullied in the workplace by envious colleagues, and has never been asked to be a bridesmaid. She fails to see that people do not hate her for being beautiful, they hate her because she is a self obsessed, egotistical and very, very deluded human being.
It was yesterday’s most popular story on Daily Mail and received hundreds of comments. It also sparked other news publications joining in on the fun, with bewildered readers wondering if this narcissistic person is for real!
MP Sally Bercow wrote on twitter that she hasn’t received one Easter card. Ever.. bet Samantha Brick has received thousands.
Headlines included things like ‘Sexy and she knows it.. Others disagree. Ferociously.’
There is one point in the article where Samantha’s slightly modest side comes through so there is a glimmer of hope. She points out that she is aware ‘I’m no Elle McPherson’, however this is ruined when she then continues to talk about how women won’t let their husbands near her and she is barged out of pictures so as not to upstage other people.
Woww! This person does actually exist.